Real Touch: Interactive Sex Toy That Mimics The Real Thing (update!)
To say we are blown out of our minds is an understatement, because what we have for you today is a device that needs to be locked away forever, or does it….Read on.
Here we have a device that is called Real Touch, what is it for? Well, it’s for sticking your dick in so you can get off. I’m sorry if that was a little bit too blunt, but this article won’t be toned down too much so prepare your eyes, things are gonna get both sexy and nasty. Now, Real Touch is like a robotic sex toy for men, no idea if there is a female version, but this is definitely for men. This thing doesn’t work as you would expect, it is like a Fleshlight (ADULT CONTENT) that does everything automatically, so no longer are you required o get your hands all sticky with goo.
The guys behind Real Touch are saying that it allows users to have virtual sex with their favorite porn stars. Basically, you set the device up, tune into a particular porn clip on the Real Touch website, and enjoy. Let me try to explain this in detail so you will understand how Real Touch works. Whatever the onscreen actress is doing, you’ll feel it with Real Touch, if she’s sucking slowly, Real Touch will make realistic sucking motions and even produces lube and heat like a real vagina. (the f**k is this?)
A user had this to say:
“I, uh, own one. Its ability to mimic a female human’s fun bits is almost scary. Scary like I can’t imagine what will be on the shelves in 5 years.”
Scary indeed. Personally, if I wanted to slam Jenna Jameson’s brain out, I’d rather have her over my coffee table than seeing her on my computer screen doing her thing while a machine is getting me off, NO! I’d rather be in a small dark corner with a candle jerking off while howling like wolf than to settle for this. But hey, there will be many who would use this thing, so good luck to you fellows, be proud to know that you guys are the first of humanity to f**k a robot.
Update: Video demo added
Visit RealTouch.com (ADULT CONTENT)
